Friday, January 20, 2012

Dear Rashi,



I appreciate that you wake me to let you out when you need to go in the middle of the night, rather than just going somewhere inside the house.  However, this behavior should be restricted to excretory emergencies, and not be the routine, as it apparently has become.  Over the last several nights, you have regularly awoken me between the hours of three and five AM.  Those particular hours are earmarked for sleeping.  Furthermore, when you do go out in the pre-dawn hours, please limit your activities to relieving yourself.  These extra trips should not be considered “hang out in the backyard” time as you believed last night’s to be.

In the future, please plan to complete all of your eliminations during the regular waking hours of approximately eight AM to midnight.

Sincerely,
The Management

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